Thursday, 28 May 2009

Funny shit

























Why oh Why?

Why, Why, Why...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone
Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

The paradox of time

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but, shorter tempers

Wider freeways but, narrower viewpoints

We spend more but, have less

We buy more but, enjoy less

We have bigger houses but, smaller families

More conveniences but, less time

We have more degrees but, less sense

More experts but more problems

More medicine but, less wellness

We have multiplied our possessions but, reduced our values

We talk too much, love too seldom, hate too often

We have learned how to make a living but, not a life

We have added years to our life but, not life to our years

We have been all the way to the moon and back but, have trouble crossing the street to meet our new neighbour

We have conquered outer space but, not inner space

We have cleaned up the air but, polluted the soul

We have split the atom but, not our prejudice

We have become long on quantity but, short on quality

These are times of tall men and, short characters, steep profits and shallow relationships

These are the times of world peace but domestic warfare

More leisure but, less fun

More kinds of food but, less nutrition

These are the days of two incomes but, more divorce,

Fancier houses but, broken homes

It is a time when there is much in the showroom window but, nothing in the stockroom

A time when there is technology that can bring you this letter and, a time you can choose to either make a difference or ………. Just hit delete

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Very Disturbing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyVhD9G3R4

Humour

loNICKNAMES
• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

We can learn a lot from the South Africans


Chubs and Wiganmike in Belfast






Well Chubs and I spent the weekend in Belfast, we was suppose to be meeting one of our comrades there, but things never work out to plan.

Not to be dissapointed we went anyway, and to be honest it was a fantastic weekend, but wasn't recieved well by the locals, out of all the Belfast people, we had 2 who spoke to us, it was also hammered with reds.

Chubs went as usual as a skinhead gal, and wasn't looked favourably by the locals, it resulted in a lot of aminosity, and I feel also put me in a position of nearly 3 fights.

We took some picts of the reds, and a video, and we hope to go back to belfast again, but next time we defo need a tour guide lol, BFF go again were they want.

video

More from sunny Africa



Friday, 22 May 2009

Islam Takes over the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU



This is very disturbing to say the least approx 3 years ago I went on a Black site to discuss that the white race is becoming extinct, now its a reality, it looks like its becoming to late for the white race? What do you think?

Africans you gotta love em












Monday, 18 May 2009

28 kids

Can everyone take a look at this fantastic website, anything to do with NS for kids, a fine range of clothes, not seen anything like it, enjoy it.


www.28kids.com

HIGHLANDER

http://www.highlander-eastcoast.co.uk/


Please feel free to visit this great site, good deals and very friendly, also all for the cause.

The Illuminati.

Is this idea or conspiracy fact or fiction? I personally believe it is fact, lets have alook at a few things that convince me.

1, Are we heading towards a 1 world government?

2, Do we see a lot of signs of the Illuminati in generall day to day things, the pyramid with the all seeing eye?

3, Do certain high ranking officials visit a place called bohemium grove in America, a occult meet were mock sacrifices are performed.

4, Do we see more ethnics than ever coming into our countries?

5, Do you not believe the Muslims was responsable for the 9/11-7/7 bombings, do you believe it was a government cover up?

6, Do you believe that religion is used as a weapon against us to keep us down?

7, Do you believe that the Jews have a lot of power and influence in our world?

8, Do you believe that certain bloodlines control the world?



This topic is not meant to insult any paticular race as such or religion, it is meant to be open debate, that has a lot of questions that certain people have asked and is circulated on the net.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Red Friday

Red Friday

Last week I was in West London attending a conference.

While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people
behind me beginning to clap and cheer.

I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of
patriotism I have ever seen.

Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their uniforms,
as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone)
was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.

When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and
cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded
Briton who still loves this country and supports our troops
and
their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for
these
young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday
for us so we can go to school, work, and enjoy our home without fear
or reprisal.

Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our
service men and women a young girl, not more than 6 or 7 years old,
ran up to one of the male soldiers.

He knelt down and said 'hi,' the little girl then asked him if he
would give something to her daddy for her.

The young soldier didn't look any older than maybe 22 himself, said he
would tr
y and what did she want to give to her daddy.

Suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him
the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek.

The mother of the little girl, who said her daughters name was
Courtney, told the young soldier that
her husband was a Corporal and
had been in Afghanistan for 5 months now.

As the mum was explaining how much her daughter, Courtney, missed her
father, the young soldier began to tear up.

When this temporarily single mum was done explaining her situation,
all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second.



Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military looking
walkie-talkie.

They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it.

After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over
to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, 'I spoke to your daddy
and he told me to give this to you.'

He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a
Kiss on the cheek.

He finished by saying 'Your daddy told me to tell you that he loves
you more than anything and he is coming home very soon.'




The mum at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young
soldier stood to his feet he saluted Courtney and her mum.

I was standing no more than 6 feet away as this entire event unfolded.

As the
soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people
resumed their applause.

As I stood there applauding and looked around, there were very few dry
eyes, including my own.

That young soldier in one last act of moment turned around and blew a
kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.

We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their families
and
thank God for them and their sacrifices.

At the end of the day, it's good to be British.

RED FRIDAYS

Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every
Friday.

The reason?

British men and women who support our troops used to be called the
'silent majority'.

We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for Country and home
in record breaking numbers.

We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing.

We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our
opinions.

Many British people, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to
recognize that the vast majority of Britain supports our troops.

Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity
and respect starts this Friday and continues each and every Friday
until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that every
Briton who supports our men and women afar will wear something red.

By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's
make Great Britain on every
Friday a sea
of red much like a homecoming football team

If every one of us who loves this country will share this with
acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family, It will not be long
before Britain is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the
once 'silent' majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more
than the media lets on.

The first thing a soldier says when asked 'What can we do to make
things better for you?' is...'We need your support and your
prayers'...

Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example;
and
wear something red every Friday.




BY SKEG

11 Million Germans were murdered post WW11

11 Million Germans Were Murdered Post WWII

By Richard K. Mariani – Four Winds May 7, 2009

The book "Gruesome Harvest," should be on the mandatory highschool and college reading list for history and sociology.

It is one of the few books that are available in English that address the murder of millions of non-combatant German civilians and German prisoners of war from 1944 to 1950 as a matter of deliberate allied policy not inefficient logistics as it is most often presented in school text books.

It is important because this book was written as it was still happening and includes comments from eye witnesses in the same time period. The book is not politically correct and shocked me because it speaks in a such a predudicial fashion about persons of the black race.

That however in this point makes it useful to sociologist and historians because it correctly reflects widely held opinion at the time within U.S. society.

As to the correct observation that allied policy was to reduce the German population through, murder in multiple forms, slave labor, and starvation, and destroy the fabric of the society through mass rape of the female population, other authors are critized for saying the same thing but only decades later.

Fact is there is a great effort to keep this information from the public because it shows that the victors of WWII incorporated not only military strategy and tactics but also the NAZI ideology of racial hatred and a policy of extermination and discrimination for one people.

4 million persons perished because of the ethnic cleansing carried out by, Russians, Poles, Czechs, and Serbs according to the former German Prime Minister Konrad Adenauer,

5 million Germans starved to death in occupied Germany according to estimates by the Canadian James Bacque, and 2 million German Soldiers died in allied captivity often while performing slave labor in Auschwitz like conditions.

General Eisenhower prohibited the German Public from sharing their own meager rations with detained German soldiers on pain of death. Hence from 1944 until 1948 a U.S. and Russian Holocaust for the Germans was on going.

For more information on this topic see books by the following authors: James Bacque (Other Losses) (Crimes and Mercies), Alfred M. de Zayas (Die Wehrmacht-Untersuch ungstelle) and (The Nemisis of Potsdam), Guido Knopp (Die Gefangenen), Erich Kern and Karl Balzer (Allierte Verbrechen and Deutschen). A similarly important historical document is the book titled (Alliierte Kriegsverbrechen) which translates to "Allied War Crimes".

It is a collection of historical information of eyewitness experiences of hundreds of Allied war crimes.

This information was written down in 1946 by German Soldiers held prisoner in Camp 91 in Darmstadt by U.S. forces.

Lawyers for the defense hoped to bring some of this information as evidence and perhaps for mitigation to the Nüremberg Tribunal but the it was not permitted. In fact the Commander of Camp 91 attempted to collect and destroy all copies of this book.

That is why it is important that as many people read the afore mentioned books as possible. They need to be translated into English and widely read so that the fairy tale of WWII as the last "Good War" can finally be put to rest.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Busted Pedophile ring

Breaking News
Members of paedophile ring found guilty

ITN



Eight members of a paedophile ring have been found guilty of child pornography and abuse charges, including the sexual assault of a three-month-old baby.

Two of the men - convicted sex offender Neil Strachan and gay rights campaigner James Rennie - were convicted of sex attacks on children.

Strachan, 41, and Rennie, 38, both from Edinburgh, were also found guilty of conspiring to abuse youngsters, as were three other members of the ring.

And all eight of the accused in the ten-week trial at the High Court in Edinburgh were convicted of a series of child porn offences.

The gang members were traced through their explicit internet chats about sexual fantasies involving children.

Nearly 125,000 indecent images were seized during Operation Algebra, which uncovered the group, believed to be Scotland's biggest paedophile network.

Ross Webber, 27, of North Berwick, Craig Boath, 24, from Dundee and John Milligan, 40, from Glasgow, were all found guilty of conspiring to participate in the sexual abuse of children along with Strachan and Rennie.

The five men, with Colin Slaven, 23, from Edinburgh and Neil Campbell, 46 and John Murphy, 44, from Glasgow, were also convicted of a catalogue of child porn offence




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NOW CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, but doesn't the reds support these scum?